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Incompetent door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesmen become enlisted without their knowledge.
Cast
Jimmy Durante, Phil Silvers, Jane Wyman, Regis Toomey, Donald MacBride, Joe Sawyer, Clarence Kolb, Paul Harvey, George Meeker, Paul Stanton, William Haade, John Maxwell
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