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When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
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Jessica Simpson, Vivica A. Fox, Steve Guttenberg, Aimee Garcia, Olesya Rulin, Keiko Agena, Jill Marie Jones, Ryan Sypek, Cheri Oteri, Gary Grubbs, Bryce Johnson, Floriana Tullio
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