Watch Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008) Online Free
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
Cast
Jessica Simpson, Vivica A. Fox, Steve Guttenberg, Aimee Garcia, Olesya Rulin, Keiko Agena, Jill Marie Jones, Ryan Sypek, Cheri Oteri, Gary Grubbs, Bryce Johnson, Floriana Tullio
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