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A man finds a phone in the park, while he's walking his dog. When a message comes in from Mohammed, he can't control his curiosity. What follows is a view on a special happening, from the corner of a café.
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Ebru Akyildiz, Amal Boukhizzou, Appie Boukhizzou, Safirah Dijkstra, Juri Jan Klaric, Huub Stapel
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