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A loser of a crook and his wife strike it rich when a botched bank job's cover business becomes a spectacular success.
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Woody Allen, Tracey Ullman, Michael Rapaport, Tony Darrow, Jon Lovitz, Hugh Grant, Elaine May, Sam Josepher, Lawrence Howard Levy, Brian Markinson, Steve Kroft, Elaine Stritch
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