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Teen-aged Tonyhas never known who is father is. Together with his best buddies Peter and Susan, he tracks down the clues he has as well as he can.
Cast
Christopher Mitchum, Angela Alvarado, John Hillerman, Julia Kent, Corinna Drews, Amadeus August, Käte Jaenicke, John van Dreelen, Ernest Borgnine, Arthur Brauss, Rüdiger Bahr, Robi Draco Rosa
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