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When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.
Cast
Jay Dee Walters, Ryan T. Johnson, Candace Kirkpatrick, Eric Hanson, Phil Mendoza, Bill Jenkins, David D. Ford, Natalie Jones, Molly Peyton White, Kara Rainer, Noah Archibald, Cody C King
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